Got a toothbrush?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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