i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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