The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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