Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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