No, you can still breathe under the balls.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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