these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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