Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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