so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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