Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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