God, you're like boner-b-gone
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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