Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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