is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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