The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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