What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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