what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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