I just threw up on my dentist
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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