Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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