Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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