Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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