And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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