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(818): View more from California

why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out

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(586): View more from Michigan

if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen

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(805): View more from California

I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.

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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"

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(818): View more from California

Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...

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(937): View more from Ohio

I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.

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(805): View more from California

I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.

(805): View more from California

Why do I even exist?

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(586): View more from Michigan

i feel like you should know pants are always optional

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