There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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