Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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