She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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