Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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