im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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