He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Randomize
