That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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