All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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