did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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