They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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