? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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