chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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