So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
