I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
