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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.

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• (845): View more from New York

  he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.

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• (510): View more from California

  well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Thanks for getting me home last night.

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  No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat

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• (818): View more from California

  Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday

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• (744): View more from

  I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”

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