Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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