Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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