I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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