ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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