so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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