Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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