yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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