If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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