remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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