frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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