idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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