Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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