Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
