I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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